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The Turtle and the Hare

There is a MAJOR difference between mothers and fathers…well, not so major. Here is an example of what I mean. Scenario: Youngest child wakes up  for the day at 7:18 a.m. It is daddy’s turn to get her up and … Continue reading

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Oops.

Today while out with my child, I went to pass gas. As I said, I’m pregnant and often times the fetus needs to pass gas as well. By accident, …it wasn’t a fart. We came home. “Mommy made poopy in her … Continue reading

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A day in the life…

It’s Saturday morning and hubby thinks we should go EARLY to the zoo. We are all up by 7:30 a.m. but somehow… can’t get out of the house til 11:00. 7:30: Go downstairs and make breakfast. See the milk cups … Continue reading

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Laundry…AGAIN.

I know I have already commented on this, BUT… I can’t stand laundry day. It seems like everytime I finally get the hamper downstairs, wash it, dry it, place it near the stairs, get it up the stairs and place … Continue reading

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Excuse me.

So being pregnant makes your gas smell differently. It makes something else a tad different as well, but I digress. While trying to go to sleep for the evening, I noticed I had to pass gas. However, hubby was still … Continue reading

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What did he say?

The other month I had parent/teacher conferences. One of the parents commented on the language their son had come home with. “Poopy, butt, hell, stupid…” to name a few. I would have explained that when kids come to school from … Continue reading

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Protected: Kids say the darndest things

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Who needs flowers?

Some kids bring home flowers for their parents. Others make cards, bring home rocks, beads, knick-knacks, etc. My kid is unique to say the least: “How to deal as a family with Cancer,” is the pamphlet I recieved today. Yesterday, … Continue reading

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Table for ONE, sir.

The past few weeks, new eater has been living it up in my room; literally. While she is past the age of naps, she will occassionally fall asleep around 3. And while she may only sleep for about 1hr/1.5 hr, … Continue reading

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Uncle!

Way back when new-eater was non-eater, I used to say, “if only she ate cookies, I would be thrilled! At least its calories!” Well, I take it back. The child formerly known as “eater,” has now become non-eater and non-eater … Continue reading

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