The hits don’t stop at the nail salon! Apparently I thought my son’s Bar Mitzvah was at 6:30 pm (because I vacillated between that and 7:00 pm) and decided to have my invitations printed.

Had it not been for all of my vendors suddenly reaching out to me to see WTH I’m planning, I would have had guests at the location, while they’re still cleaning out from their event prior to mine.

Needless to say, getting the walkers has made me instantly senile.