Monthly Archives: December 2022

Me Too

These past 7 months have been filled with an abundance of doctors’ appointments- and I am not talking about my own. Allow me to explain… Since the start of time whence both my girls could speak, it has been a … Continue reading

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Revised Birthday Wishlist

Due to my two ER stints and falling up/down the stairs, I’ve decided to tweak my gift list. Wheelchair Walker Portable commode (I’ve learned the proper lingo) Compression socks 20-30 grade Shower seat Portable pill caddy Water bottles and last … Continue reading

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Always The Jews

Chemo is on Thursdays, aka: The Ugly Sweater Day. So, donning my most festive (and only) Christmas wear, I walked to the spa and chose my chair. While passing the time, nurse Trudy came by to shoot the shit. Nurse: … Continue reading

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Autism Farts

My eldest has been asking us to have her tested for autism. She feels that she is unlike her peers and checks off many of the boxes. Repeatedly, she will come into our room and remind us that she would … Continue reading

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Would You Rather #2

My sick in the head child came to me and asked: Would you rather be on the Titanic or in the Holocaust? I was floored by such a wonderful, very thought provoking question. Titanic.

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Would You Rather #1

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-6 lbs?!

Onc: Rochelle, I’m now a little concerned… Me: Ruh-roh… Onc: You lost 6 lb since I just saw you. Me: I know. Onc: I know you’re happy with your weight but I think its time to stop. …What she was … Continue reading

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What have we learned…

…after vomiting for six days? Size matters.

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It Shouldn’t Be A Total Loss…

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My Blood Rannith Over

Not so recently, whenever I get my blood drawn (every three weeks), it takes longer for my blood to stop flowing under the bandage. Anyhow, this past week I had the pleasure of schlepping to the ER since I had … Continue reading

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