Today I was walking into my conference room when two of my roommates were standing by the door, looking at me.
Crabby Patty: We have visitors.
Me: (Blood draining from my face) Visitors?
CP: Yep, I found mouse droppings and it nibbled at my stash.
Me: (Looking into her drawer of food) Are you sure?
CP: I’m sure.
Me: (Looking at the other mate) Is this a joke?
Other woman: No, it’s true.