Monthly Archives: October 2022

They’re Following Me

Today I was walking into my conference room when two of my roommates were standing by the door, looking at me. Crabby Patty: We have visitors. Me: (Blood draining from my face) Visitors? CP: Yep, I found mouse droppings and … Continue reading

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Who Needs Tik Tok?

I had to pull away from facebook because I’ve found myself bird watching suggested friends. Tonight, while swiping left, it started out as just “checking” to see if I did indeed know the person. I mean, does anyone really have … Continue reading

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What’s His Name?

The other day my daughter had a new doctor appointment. The important factor is that she had a doctor’s appointment. Me: Hi Bubbie: Hi Sweetheart, how was school? Me: Fine. Bubbie: What are the kids up to? Me: I’m taking … Continue reading

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How Are The Kids?

Every and twice a day, I speak to my mother. There is little time for anything to occur in an 8 hr. time span. Me: Hi Bubbie: Hi sweetheart; how are you? Me: Good. Bubbie: What are you doing? Me: … Continue reading

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Daycare

Every three weeks I go to the daycare center for chemo. I say daycare center because whenever I arrive, it looks as if the senior center van dropped off the days loads of invalids. Now, I know I have said … Continue reading

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Just Say It!

My middle has this entitlement issue where if she burps in public, she does not need to address it. A few Shabbats ago while all sitting round Bubbie’s table, my child let one out. Now, what was most offensive was … Continue reading

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SNAP

The rats are back. I don’t know if they are in the house, but they are in the garage. How do I know this? A few weeks ago I put the camera in the garage for shits and giggles and … Continue reading

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