Alexa & Siri

Throughout the house, one can hear either hubby or me calling out commands on our devices. So much so, that sometimes I accidentally call out to the wrong device like one calls the wrong child.

Here is a perfect example of what we do when preparing for sleep.

Hubby: Alexa, turn on noise machine.

Me: Alexa, turn off foyer lights.

Hubby: Alexa, turn on Rochelle lamp.

Me: Hey Siri, set alarm for 10:30 am.

Hubby: Alexa, set alarm for 8:00 am.

Me: Hey Siri, send a message to Kid 1…

Siri: What would you like to send?

Me: Goodnight honey! Set your alarm.

Kid 1: Would you stop using Alexa for everything!

Me: Just wanted to say goodnight.

Me: Alexa, perform your wifely duties.

…One could ask.

In any event, I am waiting for Alexa to answer, do it your fucking selves or kill us in our sleep.

About Lady in Red

mom of 3
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