Throughout the house, one can hear either hubby or me calling out commands on our devices. So much so, that sometimes I accidentally call out to the wrong device like one calls the wrong child.
Here is a perfect example of what we do when preparing for sleep.
Hubby: Alexa, turn on noise machine.
Me: Alexa, turn off foyer lights.
Hubby: Alexa, turn on Rochelle lamp.
Me: Hey Siri, set alarm for 10:30 am.
Hubby: Alexa, set alarm for 8:00 am.
Me: Hey Siri, send a message to Kid 1…
Siri: What would you like to send?
Me: Goodnight honey! Set your alarm.
Kid 1: Would you stop using Alexa for everything!
Me: Just wanted to say goodnight.
Me: Alexa, perform your wifely duties.
…One could ask.
In any event, I am waiting for Alexa to answer, do it your fucking selves or kill us in our sleep.