Monthly Archives: August 2022

Dead. Dead?

My eldest is always asking for another pet, We’ve had guinea pigs, hamsters, birds… and of course, dogs. Anyhow, she had this hamster and right before she came home from camp, I was cleaning its cage when it bit me. … Continue reading

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Going into a public setting and talking on your cell as if you’re in the privacy of your own home. I don’t know about you, but I go into public settings (doctor’s offices, Target, whatnot) as if I am a … Continue reading

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I am so tired of being the person in the house who is called to handle spiders/bugs. It is insane that I should have to get up in the middle of the night to the screams of a child awoken … Continue reading

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Fas. t. e. r

Nothing scares me more than sitting amidst my children while I am navigating my iPhone. The other evening I was trying to text a friend, but was having difficulty sliding off the screen onto another open tab… then getting back … Continue reading

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I spent hundreds of hours dreying over how to incorporate my son’s chosen colors: orange and purple (or as I call them, vomit and yuck) into his logo. When I finally decided I could work with purple, I layered it … Continue reading

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Optical Shop

On a scale of 1-10, how busy would you think eye glass shops get? Think of small mom and pop optical stores… Twice now, I’ve gone to the shop and have been greeted with this: Bitch: Do you have an … Continue reading

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70s Kids

Here are just a few things from my childhood that have affected me to this day… Quicksand. I was always worrying about being trapped in quicksand, to the point I read about how you can survive it if you lay … Continue reading

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Just Go To Florida!

After the chaos of this morning, I was left with the task of taking my CD of my CT to the satellite hospital not too far. Hubby had to make a call and while I could wait another hour for … Continue reading

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Dem Bones

Today I had two cortisone (mixed with something else) shots placed into the essential area of my Bursistis. For those who don’t know what that is, that’s the cousin to Arth. Anyway, what it means for me is that I … Continue reading

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95 Minutes

It could have been more. My mother and I waited outside of Radiology in the crowded hallways with the schleppers for an Ex-ray… aka: I knew it would be a waste of time. It all started last night when I … Continue reading

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