Today my mother came over to swim before my youngest leaves for camp. She was wearing the bathing suit that I’d bought for her- the same one that I have. In fact, the same bathing suit that I’d based the placement of my port. The one where I believed should be placed on my left since my bathing suit (and dress) has the strap going from L-R.
Anyway, I was wrong. The strap comes down from the right side. …And the dress? That comes down from the left side but I failed to take into consideration one other key point: I’ll never fit into that dress again.