Monthly Archives: April 2022

Goldie Locks And The Three Houses

I’l start with, it was my very first time purchasing a vacation rental 100% on my own. I’d asked hubby to check it out prior to me pulling the trigger on the two contending choices but he was always busy. … Continue reading

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How Old Am I?

I’m at the age where I stand up and fart… where I run around looking for my glasses that are on my head while holding my phone in my hand, asking Siri to find my phone. …When I watch TV … Continue reading

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Get In The Car!

It was just meant to be an innocent passing of gas. As I’ve told you, I had taken stool softeners; the maximum amount to assure delivery. Anyhow, I had finally convinced my middle child to drive to the other side … Continue reading

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Come On Already!

Not that tonight is any different but my stool softener finally kicked in after two days. Now, all would be well and done but hubby put the washer and dryer in my bathroom and Mondays are hectic with laundry. Add … Continue reading

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Can You Repeat That?

The other day while checking into chemo with my mother, the woman at the front desk sent me to have my vitals taken by nurse dumb fuck. You know, the one who called out my 158 when I was standing … Continue reading

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RRRRRRRRRRRRRRPRRRRRRR

The problem once again is, I look white, and so anyone that doesn’t know me, assumes that I’m not Jewish. No matter where I am, I am given well wishes for all sorts of holidays- even though there are other … Continue reading

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F*ck

My people have informed me over the past year that I should still have a primary physician. I let them know that my oncologist is essentially that; why else would I see a “regular” doctor?? This evening, I realized why … Continue reading

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You Want A Piece Of Me?

Could you imagine trying to plan a dinner reception and having to go to a different market for each item? Think about it: the Super Fresh for chicken, the Giant for seasoning, Wegmans for dessert… It would be insane! Now … Continue reading

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Signed, Sealed

Well, my two confidants and I have become investors in a shared property on the Mainline. It’s new construction actually and while my mother’s good friends will just be around the bend, I found out my psychiatrist and her husband … Continue reading

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We Good

Somebody will always have something better than you and somebody will always have something that is worse. Today, I found the worse. While sitting in laser with my daughter, I was talking to the technician about her family. Her daughter … Continue reading

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