I decided that UNO is the equivalent of whatever torture method the army uses on its double agents.

The other evening, I threw my son a bone and decided to lean on my elbow and play. Of course, he decided we’d play with 14 cards each. I KNOW. And the deck from which we’d pick… like five different UNO decks. d

Anyhow, we played and quickly I won! Deciding to play another round (mistake), I was down to UNO when the little MF put down a +4, +4, +4, +2 and I felt the blood drain from my head.