Eldest: I can’t eat anything; everything hurts me
Me: What about a bagel?
Eldest: I don’t want a bagel for dinner.
Me: What about yogurt, cereal and fruit?
Eldest: I don’t want breakfast for dinner!
Me: Matzoh and cream cheese or peanut butter.
Eldest: I don’t want just bread!
Me: Rice and fake chicken
Eldest: No, ew, gross.
Me: Well you have to adjust your palette because you can’t eat spicier foods and everything you like you can’t have and everything I say, you don’t want.