Eldest: I can’t eat anything; everything hurts me

Me: What about a bagel?

Eldest: I don’t want a bagel for dinner.

Me: What about yogurt, cereal and fruit?

Eldest: I don’t want breakfast for dinner!

Me: Matzoh and cream cheese or peanut butter.

Eldest: I don’t want just bread!

Me: Rice and fake chicken

Eldest: No, ew, gross.

Me: Well you have to adjust your palette because you can’t eat spicier foods and everything you like you can’t have and everything I say, you don’t want.

Eldest: DDDaaaadddd!