Monthly Archives: March 2022

Solid As A Rock

Yesterday I had a guided needle ultra-sound where I received one shot in each arm. This wasn’t just a needle and buh-bye, these shots each lasted maybe 13 seconds if not more. The doctor had told me that some patients … Continue reading

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Freekeh

While scrolling Instagram, I came upon a food that Jennifer Aniston puts in her salads for fiber, called freekeh. Of course, I got right onto Google and looked up what the fuck is freekeh? When I was going to click … Continue reading

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UNO

I decided that UNO is the equivalent of whatever torture method the army uses on its double agents. The other evening, I threw my son a bone and decided to lean on my elbow and play. Of course, he decided … Continue reading

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Green Valley Country Club Part 3

As we finally got down to business, she pulled out the map of the new Jewish cemetery *(as if we were looking for concert tickets for Streisand’s final, final concert) and we started to play Jewish geography of who’s already … Continue reading

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Green Valley Country Club Part 2

Once the realtor took us inside the building, we sat around a nice conference table to begin the discussion. Lady: So I know who you two are, but you are… Bubbie: We are her parents. Lady: Hi mother, Hi Daddio… … Continue reading

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Green Valley Country Club Part 1

Today was the big day: my parents, hubby and I were going to the cemetery to look at plots. Prior to leaving our home, I asked my middle who was sitting in the kitchen, to take a photo. Kid 1: … Continue reading

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Score

This evening hubby ordered dinner for us- finally the one restaurant we could all order from. Anyhow, while waiting for the delivery, I decided to try on the bathing suit that arrived Thursday- over my undies of course, since I … Continue reading

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Come Again?

I took off of work today to get two shots into my arm for my arthritis. Just kidding, bursitis, which my guess is a cousin of arthritis. In any event, gonna get my shot, feel better and move the fuck … Continue reading

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Great Minds

As my mother and I were lapping around the hospital, we both eyed a doctor from the back. Without saying a word, we both walked passed him, looked at each other and said, I guess Son can be a doctor.

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Track Practice

This morning, my mother told me she knew where we needed to go for the appointment- and even gestured in the direction, as if the big mahaf. Needless to say, she was wrong and I had to walk. Within 3 … Continue reading

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