My middle and I were laying in bed a few evenings ago watching Curb Your Enthusiasm- the one where Larry ended the episode drooling over the theater banister. We both looked at each other- disgusted.
However, somewhere between disgusted and the next episode, I fell sound asleep on her shoulder. I say sound, because my child and I had only slept one full night in months.
Any who, as I lifted my head, I noticed a bit of wetness. When I looked up at her face- which was in utter shock, disgust and revolt.
Needless to say, it was disgusting for me as well and she’ll never cuddle with me again.