The effing dishwasher hasn’t been working for two weeks; seems about right for our home.

At first, it wasn’t dispensing the detergent. Next, it didn’t drain. Now when that happened, I thought, hmmm.

Well, when it rains it pours.

After two failed attempts at fixing the dispenser (the first time the person had to assess the sit, the second time the part sent was broken), it turns out that someone’s been nipping at the pipes.

So, I told hubby we should try a whole new brand of dishwasher this time… and get me the hell out of this house.