I’m not sure which is worse: the rat trapped in the vents or my roid that has taken up permanent residence in betwuxt my ass.

Yes, can you believe it, after a tub of A&D, tube of Cortisone cream and vat of Prep H, I am still battling this squatter.

Shitting, once enjoyable, is now a daily episiotomy and I simply cannot.

Cancer- Dayenu!