Monthly Archives: January 2022

Not Today Grandma

The other day as my mother and I were waiting for the nurse to come get me for chemo, we saw a hunchbacked woman in nursing attire. Aside from the way she walked, it was the fact that she first … Continue reading

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Who Are You? Who Are YOU?

Every time I go to check in at a doctor’s visit, they ask me to repeat my name and DOB. In fact, I could sit down, they ask my name and DOB… and a few questions later, “can you please … Continue reading

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What She Says

The other day my mother and I were at my doctor’s appointment- discussing the results of my CT Scan the day prior. After we went over the results, it was time to go over my aches and ailments. Dr: Have … Continue reading

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Power of Attorney

I cannot tell you how many times I heard the question posed to me, “do you have a living will?” “do you have a power of attorney?” Well, the other day when my mother accompanied me to my scan, the … Continue reading

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If You Snooze, You Droolz

My middle and I were laying in bed a few evenings ago watching Curb Your Enthusiasm- the one where Larry ended the episode drooling over the theater banister. We both looked at each other- disgusted. However, somewhere between disgusted and … Continue reading

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Current Status

My daily essential bathroom items are in a laundry basket that I carry from my room to my girls’; if it had wheels, I’d be ready for the streets. My new underwear that I bought with Christmas gift cards is … Continue reading

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Mumbai To The Rescue

I know, I know, don’t look back; it’s over. (After this) So my child had been calling the crisis hotline in the middle of the night- (when she wasn’t keeping us up) and clearly that wasn’t so helpful. Tonight, she … Continue reading

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Reveal Party

The other day I picked up my son from Hebrew school fifteen minutes early. Since they have a strict policy on picking kids up early, I told the narish security guard that I had a doctor’s appointment that I had … Continue reading

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In Other News

I can’t wait to show hubby the crack on the kitchen ceiling.

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Good Timing

Oh, my old housekeeper that just stated back… quit. And so did my thrice weekly college kid.

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