Here are just a few things that bother me, that I will get off my chest before Midnight.
People who wear masks below their noses
Coupon clippers who hold up the line
Phone talkers in small public spaces
Anyone who places their shopping cart mid aisle
People who smell newly open bottles of wine
Smokers, duh
Empty toilet paper rolls
Eternal hemorrhoids
Lickers of envelopes
Joggers any early morning
Housekeepers that take advantage
Homeless people with their hand out
Emptying a dishwasher halfway only to realize it was filthy
Rodents that reside
Things that fall behind the lazy Susan in corner cabinets
Israeli appliance guys that fail at their job
Fancy dehumidifiers that only take distilled water
People who officiate for some mitzvahs but draw the line at others due to “conflict of interest”
Rabbis who would rather lose a simcha to a gentile chef than allowing some bend on heated food guidelines
Anyone who sits in a library to read and/or use the computers
Fake families on Facebook
Waitstaff that rereads the order back to you and still brings it out wrong
Hypocrites
The storylines on SATC
Miranda’s teeth
Miranda’s wig
Charlotte’s lips
Mario Cantone’s role/face
Non-maskers