I’m sure I must have mentioned this before but my memory isn’t what it used to be. I forget things that just happened, I put my milk in the cabinet and my phone in the fridge… you know, things like that. Now, while one may chalk it up to age… my medication is known to create Alz moments.

Here is an example of what I am talking about…

Me: Alexa, make an announcement.

Alexa: What’s the announcement?

Me: Kids….

Alexa: Announcing, Kids

Me: Alexa, make an announcement!

Alexa: What’s the announcement?

Me: …..Come down…

Alexa: Announcing, come down…

Me: ALEXA MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!

Alexa: What’s the announcement?

Kid 1: WHAT DO YOU WANT!!!!!

Me: (looking at object I am trying to effing say) FOODS READY!

Alexa: Announcing, food…