Monthly Archives: November 2021

Impressions

My daughter takes piano lessons from a former parent; I had his daughter in fourth. Anyhow, towards the end of the summer, the parents were walking in our neighborhood and stopped by for a quick hello. They showed me pictures … Continue reading

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Do You Want to Eat That in the Car?

The other day we finally had our vents and air ducts cleaned… ya know, cause of my squatters. Naturally it was time to evacuate the house so they could figure it all out, and to be quite frank, I wasn’t … Continue reading

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Talk Turkey To Me

Gone are the days of Covid, for the most part. Families are no longer secluded in isolation and Zooming during the holidays. Unless you’re Jewish, Thanksgiving might possibly be the first time you’ll sit down together at a table as … Continue reading

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I Guess There is Something

I mean, I could say that in a few days time, I will once again be sitting in the chair and then sleeping for hours on end for two days after. Then, the tsunami from my ass will commence for … Continue reading

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Cancer’s Got My Tongue

Really, there is nothing to say. I am not sure I am cured from the radiation but I am not in any pain. Of course, I cannot recall if I was in pain to begin with- nor how long it … Continue reading

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Bzzzzz

The other day at work, there was a buzzing sound emanating from the clock on the wall. After about ten minutes of trying to ignore the sound- I realized it would not miraculously end on its own, and called in … Continue reading

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Diapers?

My mother asked if I was “wearing” anything in case. As if any diaper would do anything to hold me over. No, what I would need is a Glad Construction bag with my feet able to go through, a Costco … Continue reading

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Ginger Ale

My friend suggested drinking Ginger Ale for my issues. I associate the soft drink with Sundays at my dad’s apartment, when I’d have a Thomas English Muffin along with it, so I was needless to say, skeptical. Since I was … Continue reading

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Muriel’s Wedding

My work wife got married yesterday. When we were having lunch the day after she met him, I knew he was the one because she was moving from the city and he lived in the city. Anyway, they finally had … Continue reading

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Shemo

My new name for chemo, since the majority of my days henceforth have been on the toilet. Silver lining: I remembered to order a little spray bottle like the one I had post partum and while I am still in … Continue reading

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