This morning I went to my gym. That’s right, I walked right into the locker rooms, took my key and then went to change into my robe. I call it that because it’s more of a microfiber and therefore, quite luxurious.

As usual, nobody was in the waiting station with me and no technicians could be found, so HGTV it was.

After about five minutes of me dropping my locker key to alert any potential staff, I was greeted and taken back to the machine- which was playing a summery mix of my favorites. (*What you must understand is that there are no straps or velcro ties to keep you in position once your tattoos are aligned with the laser.)

Once in position, the techs left the room to start my radiation when Sweet Caroline came through the speakers-Live Concert style.

Needless to say, I tried my very hardest to not toe dance but I simply couldn’t help myself- so if you see me with only a torso, that’s why.