While going over my medical history for the gazillionth time…
Dr. F: So Rochelle, how are you feeling in general?
Me: Oh you mean other than the cancer?
Dr. F: (nods)
Hubby: She has some anxiety and depression
Me: (glaring at hubby) No, I am not really depressed and I am not really anxious. …Well, I wasn’t before…
Dr. F: Right, I mean, we all have a little…
Me: Yes, but I was planning to stop my medication (prior to season two of Your Life Just Got Worse)
Mother: (to Rochelle) You have been complaining of your chest…
Me: Yes, it feels like the food doesn’t go down sometimes when I’m eating.
Dr. F: Do you have acid reflux?
Hubby: (ecstatic) That’s what I told her but she yelled at me!
Me: (annoyed) It’s not acid reflux; it isn’t burning when it goes down.
Hubby: Sometimes when people get heavier they get acid reflux.
Me: (bulging mf eyes to hubby) Oh so my chest pain is because I’m fat?