Today it was confirmed that the (literally) pain in my ass is indeed more cancer and I will need to go through a brief stint of radiation.

While I’ve yet to experience chemo- something that seems to be headed my way, radiation burns. The first time you go, you just lay on a table and relax for a few beeps, and then go home. The second time you go is when the shit hits the fan and it feels as if your insides are on fire while your bones are being stretched out of shape.

So yeah, I’m thrilled.