This evening I wanted to run to the market to pick up my seltzer. While there I remembered that one of my kids wanted Cheetos and Pretzels, and the other wanted pickles. When I returned, my children were sitting around the dinner table eating.
Me: Kids I’m home!
Hubby: Go sit down, dinner is on the table.
Me: (to Kid 1) I got your pretzels you wanted! I also got you more Cheetos.
Kid 1: Thanks! Yummm.
Me: (to Kid 2) I got you pickles!
Kid 2: Oh thanks!! I wanted those!
Me: (to Kid 1) I also got you some applesauce!
Kid 1: I’ll eat that now…
Me: (to Kid 2) I got you the lettuce wraps too… if you want them.
Kid 2: Thanks mom.
(I go and sit down, start eating)
Kid 3: (looks at me with a WTF expression) Really ma? What did you get me?
Me: Err… Well, I asked you to go with me and you didn’t.
Kid 3: They didn’t go with you.
Me: Uhh… You don’t really eat anything.
Kid 3: I eat everything! I eat more than anyone in this house.
Me: Well… sorry.