Taking off or putting on a bathing suit while wet.

Using my Smart TV …or rather, finding a fucking show that is LIVE.

Talking to my children

Walking away from an open box of Entenmann’s.

Holding in a fart when I have to sneeze.

Managing my level of stress over the amount of dog shit only I find on a daily basis.

Not flipping out on anyone who calls me, “ma’am”.

Not commenting back to anyone on FB, “TRY GOOGL’ING WHAT YOUY WANT TO KNOW.”