I cannot speak to any one of my kids without them having a problem. No matter what I say, how I say it or when I say it, it’s wrong. Every one of them has an issue with even something as simple as this….

Me: Hi honey, do you want a bagel?

Kid: No. I’m not hungry.

Me: How about a smoothie?

Kid: If I’m hungry, I’ll eat. (proceeds to make their own bagel)