Me: Hi Honey.
Me: What are you doing?
Kid: Why are you asking?
Me: I just want to know what you’re doing.
Kid: Well I don’t need to be interrogated like this.
Me: I just called to see if you wanted to go out to dinner.
Kid: Could you have communicated with me earlier, like, when I texted you?
Me: I was in an MRI- I didn’t see your text.
Kid: Well, I made dinner and I gotta go, I’m aggravated by you and everyone. click.