(Phone call)

Me: Hi Honey.

Kid: Hi

Me: What are you doing?

Kid: Why are you asking?

Me: I just want to know what you’re doing.

Kid: Well I don’t need to be interrogated like this.

Me: I just called to see if you wanted to go out to dinner.

Kid: Could you have communicated with me earlier, like, when I texted you?

Me: I was in an MRI- I didn’t see your text.

Kid: Well, I made dinner and I gotta go, I’m aggravated by you and everyone. click.