Its no secret that I have word recall issues. Age doesn’t help, but neither does taking a pill that blocks that part of the brain.

Me: Do you want me to make you a salad?

Daughter: Mmmmm

Me: (holding a green pepper) I could cut up some cucumber for you

Daughter: That’s not a cucumber

Me: Well, you see what I mean.

Daughter? (annoyed) Really ma? (grabs a tomato) I think I’ll have this orange.