The other day I smudged my house. For those of you who do not know what that is, it is when the owner of the house feels that they are unhealthy due to dead relatives disliking them, and they burn sage saying things like: Fire, Wind, Water, Earth, Dispel, Disperse, Get out!
Now, I will rewind a bit here…
I definitely think that karma came to kill me. Whether in this life or another, I believe I am sick for a reason- and that reason could be something like… maybe my mother in law doesn’t like the kind of bad wife I am. Or perhaps, GD doesn’t like how I act.
So, I spoke to the Hair Healer and she suggested that I have a “talk” with her and clear the air- then Sage.
We spoke- just me, and then it was time to open the windows and Sage. In the meantime, I forgot the exact phrase I was supposed to say… and my children heard this…
Winter Spring Summer Fall, … Get out, Go away! Leave us alone spirit~ Spirit spirit disperse. Expel.
When the smoke cleared and the sage was out- I heard this from my kids (all at once)
Kid 1: DON’T EVER PUT THAT SMOKE IN THIS HOUSE AGAIN! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT!
Kid 2: ARE YOU TRYING TO GET RID OF OUR GRANDMOTHER? YOU THINK SHE’S MAD AT YOU! WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU!
Kid 3: YOU’RE CRAZY. WHO DOES THAT- DADDY! WHAT IS SHE DOING! IT STINKS IN HERE!