My son loves CPK and since we were near it, I thought we should order and pick it up. What you should know is… I can no longer multi-task- this includes talking on the phone and supporting a side convo; I have a bit of a memory loss sit.
** ——- = someone in the car was talking at the same time and I cannot hear.
Me: Hey Siri, call CPK….
CPK: (automated) You are calling the ————– CPK, if this is the one you wanted to call, press or say 1 for the same order.
Daughter: Just press 2
Me: Damn it! Now it didn’t hear me.
CPK: (automated) I’m sorry… Press 1 for the same order or 2 for a new order.
Me: (hangs up) Nevermind! It’s too complicated. You cannot talk to me when it’s talking!
Daughter: You don’t want the same order.
Son: Ohhh, we’re so close.
Me: Fine, but nobody talk!
CPK: (automated) You are calling the ————– CPK, if this is the one you wanted to call, press 1 for the same order.
Daughter: Just press 2
CPK: Hello this is Tameka speaking, you’re calling the ———- CPK, how may I help you?
So, we drive over to the CPK that is 2 miles from where I ordered the food…..
Hubby: What number did you call?
Me: What do you mean?
Hubby: There is no order for Rochelle Rochelle
Me: (to daughter) Didn’t you hear when I called which one it was?
Hubby: You called the other CPK!
Me: Did I? Daughter, didn’t you call?
Daughter: No, you did
Me: Are you sure? Didn’t you get me the number?
Hubby: Now you’re going to blame her? How about blaming that bird over there?!
Me: I couldn’t hear which one I was calling, I asked Siri for the number. Why would they give me the number to a place further away if we were a mile away?
Hubby: So now you’ll blame Siri? You would kill me if I did this.
Son: It’s fine, I’ll starve.
Hubby: No, we’ll just drive over there- the food will be good and cold by the time we arrive.
Me: Go there? Let’s just go home and have it delivered.
Hubby: NO…. we will drive there and get it.
Me: (now driving down the 4 floors of ramp to get out of the mall lot since I was flustered)
Son: Where are we going?
Daughter: Mom’s lost
Hubby: What is happening to you??
Me: I must have made a mistake.
So… in the end, my son got his cold noodles, my spouse got his dogshit on a pizza and I got to drive another 30 minutes to the other CPK.
