Today, my mother decided we should enter the hospital at the main entrance- to her, it was closest to the cancer center.
What you should know, is we parked right at the entrance to the lot… maybe 30 steps from the main doors.
Mother: Go this way
Me: Why don’t we go that way?
Mother: There’s an elevator- it takes you right there
Hubby: Oh, I didn’t know that….
Hubby: Why wouldn’t you just take the stairs?
Me: I’m fine taking them
Mother: Why would you take them when you can take the elevator right there?
Hubby: (climbing the stairs) I don’t understand why you don’t just take the stairs
Mother: Get in
Me: Where are we?
Mother: Well this isn’t right
Me: We’re in the basement?!
Hubby: (yelling down) Where are you? What’s taking you so long?
Mother: Come on, we’ll take the stairs
Me: Up two flights?
Hubby: (yelling down) Are you climbing backwards?
Mother: Yes, you bike… let’s go
Me: Well now, I need the elevator