Has absolutely nothing within its pages- in fact, I don’t even have a book with paper in the general vicinity of my everyday whereabouts. So when doctor asked me if I had any ailments… and I answered, “no,” my two ears nearly lost their shit.
Dr: So, tell me how you’ve been feeling?
Me: I feel great.
Dr: Yes, and what about the pain you were feeling?
Me: Pain?? What pain?
Mother: This is why I told you to keep a diary
Dr: The pain in your back you were complaining about to the other doctor
Me: Oh, well, it’s gone.
Mother: You just complained about it the other day.
Hubby: You complain every night
Me: Well, I don’t remember
Dr. How about this, in the past week, what pain have you felt?
Me: Well, I can’t remember so it must not have been that bad.
Mother: It was bad
Hubby: You’ve had nothing but pain
Dr: OK… and how is your word recall?
Mother/Hubby: It’s bad!