Husband: It stinks in here.
Me: Does it?
Husband: You don’t smell that?
Me: Nope.
Husband: Well either you farted or one of the dogs shit in here.
Me: Well…?
Husband: Well?
Me: Well….?
Husband: Why can’t you just admit it so I can stop looking for it?
Me: Admit what?
Husband: Animal.