Son: I have to pee.
Me: We don’t say that! You say, make!
Son: No, I say, pee; I’m not a baby.
Me: You say, make! Pee is disgusting.
Son: Oh, oh, oh, ok… I have to make. I have to make a sissy? Oh that will go over great at camp! Hey, guys, I have to make a doody… Hey, I know, guys, I need to take my shoes off first so grab my shoe horn while I am in the bathroom making.
Me: Fine, but around me it’s make.