Nurse M: It’s a tiny one.
Me: Will I think it feels tiny or big?
Nurse J: I will give you the calming drugs now…
Dr. S: Hello Rochelle, I’m Dr. S and what brings you here today?
Me: (as programmed) I’m here for a biopsy.
Nurse M: And what is your DOB?
Me: (obliging for the third time) 1/1/90
Dr. S.: OK, I understand you’re a little nervous- but I’m going to numb the area with a needle and you’ll only feel some pressure.
Me: OMG! THAT HURTS!
Nurse J: I’m going to give you a little more ….
Dr. S: (begins to drill)
Me: NOT CALM YET!
