Nurse M: It’s a tiny one.

Me: Will I think it feels tiny or big?

Nurse J: I will give you the calming drugs now…

Dr. S: Hello Rochelle, I’m Dr. S and what brings you here today?

Me: (as programmed) I’m here for a biopsy.

Nurse M: And what is your DOB?

Me: (obliging for the third time) 1/1/90

Dr. S.: OK, I understand you’re a little nervous- but I’m going to numb the area with a needle and you’ll only feel some pressure.

Me: OMG! THAT HURTS!

Nurse J: I’m going to give you a little more ….

Dr. S: (begins to drill)

Me: NOT CALM YET!