Nurse J: It’s not like a colonoscopy.

Me: (Shock) How is that possible?

NJ: We give you something to relax you- but you’ll be alert.

Me: (Horrified) Alert?!

NJ: Yes, you will be able to respond to me if I were to say your name but you will be relaxed.

Me: (Disbelief) I was told it was “twilight.”

NJ: It’s not twilight- I’m not sure who told you that, but I’ll make you as comfortable as possible.

Me: Can you make me so comfortable that I’m asleep?