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Monthly Archives: May 2021
Main Entrance
Today, my mother decided we should enter the hospital at the main entrance- to her, it was closest to the cancer center. What you should know, is we parked right at the entrance to the lot… maybe 30 steps from … Continue reading
The Diary of Rochelle Rochelle
Has absolutely nothing within its pages- in fact, I don’t even have a book with paper in the general vicinity of my everyday whereabouts. So when doctor asked me if I had any ailments… and I answered, “no,” my two … Continue reading
Driving Miss Spacey
Today my mother was driving me to my other physician’s establishment. We were going for me to get an MRI to see if the Gamma Knife worked on my brain tumors. Me: Where are we? Mother: We’re where we were … Continue reading
Semantics
Son: I have to pee. Me: We don’t say that! You say, make! Son: No, I say, pee; I’m not a baby. Me: You say, make! Pee is disgusting. Son: Oh, oh, oh, ok… I have to make. I have … Continue reading
Timing
Husband: It stinks in here. Me: Does it? Husband: You don’t smell that? Me: Nope. Husband: Well either you farted or one of the dogs shit in here. Me: Well…? Husband: Well? Me: Well….? Husband: Why can’t you just admit … Continue reading
MRI
Tomorrow is the big day; the day I have to endure my first alert MRI. The last time I was there, it was pure sedation. I had no idea whether I was coming or going, awake or asleep. That was … Continue reading
Hypochondriac
I used to be one… whatever someone else had, I was gonna get. If I had heartburn it was a heart attack. If I had a sore leg, it was polio. All I’m saying is, a headache had me dead … Continue reading
Jeopardy
Drive cross country Keto for life Cut my hair off Eat Meat Travel to India Work in summer Switch job locations Intercourse What is, everything you would rather do than an MRI?
In This Day and Age
Today I had to go to the local market for cayenne pepper. My mother made a new recipe that my eldest liked, and so now I will need to waste spice space because of it. Anyway, as I was leaving … Continue reading
Ask Me What I Remember
This evening, I told my son we were going to watch a new movie. Me: Son, how about we watch this new movie? Son: What’s it called? Me: I can’t remember, but I heard it was good. Son: What can … Continue reading