Monthly Archives: May 2021

Main Entrance

Today, my mother decided we should enter the hospital at the main entrance- to her, it was closest to the cancer center. What you should know, is we parked right at the entrance to the lot… maybe 30 steps from … Continue reading

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The Diary of Rochelle Rochelle

Has absolutely nothing within its pages- in fact, I don’t even have a book with paper in the general vicinity of my everyday whereabouts. So when doctor asked me if I had any ailments… and I answered, “no,” my two … Continue reading

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Driving Miss Spacey

Today my mother was driving me to my other physician’s establishment. We were going for me to get an MRI to see if the Gamma Knife worked on my brain tumors. Me: Where are we? Mother: We’re where we were … Continue reading

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Semantics

Son: I have to pee. Me: We don’t say that! You say, make! Son: No, I say, pee; I’m not a baby. Me: You say, make! Pee is disgusting. Son: Oh, oh, oh, ok… I have to make. I have … Continue reading

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Timing

Husband: It stinks in here. Me: Does it? Husband: You don’t smell that? Me: Nope. Husband: Well either you farted or one of the dogs shit in here. Me: Well…? Husband: Well? Me: Well….? Husband: Why can’t you just admit … Continue reading

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MRI

Tomorrow is the big day; the day I have to endure my first alert MRI. The last time I was there, it was pure sedation. I had no idea whether I was coming or going, awake or asleep. That was … Continue reading

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Hypochondriac

I used to be one… whatever someone else had, I was gonna get. If I had heartburn it was a heart attack. If I had a sore leg, it was polio. All I’m saying is, a headache had me dead … Continue reading

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Jeopardy

Drive cross country Keto for life Cut my hair off Eat Meat Travel to India Work in summer Switch job locations Intercourse What is, everything you would rather do than an MRI?

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In This Day and Age

Today I had to go to the local market for cayenne pepper. My mother made a new recipe that my eldest liked, and so now I will need to waste spice space because of it. Anyway, as I was leaving … Continue reading

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Ask Me What I Remember

This evening, I told my son we were going to watch a new movie. Me: Son, how about we watch this new movie? Son: What’s it called? Me: I can’t remember, but I heard it was good. Son: What can … Continue reading

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