The other day I was at yet another cancer center – going over my bio with the nurse; the following conversation ensued.

Nurse: I see you have an Oncologist at Local Hospital?

Me: Yes.

Nurse: And you have a Radiologist at Downtown Hospital?

Me: Yes.

Nurse: You see Dr. X- he’s your…?

Me: Pulmonary Doctor.

Nurse: Your Cardiologist’s name is Dr….

Me: Yes.

Nurse: Do you have a family doctor?

Me: (thinking. pausing) Bitch puhlease.