This evening I went to place and pick up pizza from a boutique pizza shop. No matter how often I shop there, 6/10 times the pizza will be made incorrectly. So, tonight I tried to speak as clear as I could.
Me: Hi, I would like a medium pizza… half spinach ricotta/half no spinach.
Woman: You want a medium pizza, half spinach ricotta, half just spinach.
Woman: You want…
Man: Wait (worker) let her (me) repeat it.
Me: Actually, could you write what you just said, I already forgot.
Man: You want a half spinach ricotta/ half just ricotta.
Me: Oh trust me, it’s me.
Man: That will be $16.59
Me: Actually, could you make the other half, just plain?
Woman: Just sauce?
Me: No- like just normal cheese and no sauce, no ricotta.
Man: You want a different pizza?
Me: Keep the first part- however you decide to make it and if you could make the other part plain just cheese and bread, that would be great.