Hubby’s ears work when it suits him. For example, I could be screaming his name and he doesn’t hear me… but when it’s important, he hears it.
My kids have all dropped their iPhones, iPads, and laptops- multiple times (each). It’s terrible- I know. If you’re wondering- I did buy them cases and Otter boxes, but they didn’t like how clunky they felt. I know… I know… bla bla bla, I hear you. So, hubby is adept at hearing expensive items falling.
Anywho, after the 5 lbs of Masa Harina, I accidentally dropped the Nintendo Switch controller.
Hubby: What did you drop?
Me: Nothing.
Hubby: What did you drop?
Me: I didn’t drop anything.
Hubby: OK- we are going to lie?
Me: I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Hubby: What happens when you like is it gets bigger and bigger.
Me: I will keep lying and remembering what I am lying about then.
Hubby: I’ll find out one way or another.
Me: There’s nothing to find out.
Hubby: (to son) What fell?
Son: Mom dropped the Nintendo Switch and lied to you about it.
Me: (glaring at the traitor)
Hubby: Son, don’t lie to your spouse like mommy.
Me: I didn’t lie.