My elderly dog walits- walks while shits. She doesn’t mean to- she’s just at the age when she can only do one thing at a time with a sphincter that has retired. Now, before you say “maybe its time” (which it may be), I, too walits.

Anyhow, on a good day its hard to get her standing up and outside before she exhales a shit… but today with the monsoon… she most definitely will take a crap inside because she hates the rain… and there’s nothing I will do about it.

Do you know how insane it is that I have to check the bottoms of my slippers before I enter a room with carpet??