There are some things that hubby used to do to bother me, that do no longer. For example, dishes in the sink. I am “okay” with leaving dishes in the sink… if it means that they will eventually be cleaned and placed properly in the dishwasher.

Also, I’m less annoyed when I see two or more jars of Rao’s opened at the same time. In the past, I may have voiced my annoyance of now having to simultaneously use two opened jars “together” so that we wouldn’t forget about the other- allowing mold to grow over. Additionally, opening up two of the same type of snack (Tostitos/Cheese-its/Goldfish) because one was too quick to look deeper into the cabinet for the already opened bag- that would bother me.

Things like drinks going back into the fridge without their lids- because hubby couldn’t find them- in the past, that would cause me to be displeased.

And listen, in the past, I would be annoyed at burping, the sound of Pokemon Go dinging, and CNN broadcasting from my kitchen telly- but now, not so much. In fact, up until this evening, I thought that I have reached a healthy level of give a shit- for I know the things that really matter in life; I’ve finally learned to not sweat the small stuff.

Unfortunately for hubby, after hearing the following, he will just have to eat more fiber if he wants to live.