Monthly Archives: June 2020

Act II Scene 1

Today began and ended with mounds of shit from my elderly, yet still eating dog. It started with a text from hubby that said, “I think I got 99% of it- you’ll just have to scrub some spots.” And by … Continue reading

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Dumb.Ass

Several days ago, my Deebot (Thelma) stopped working when I accidentally kicked it while it was running. I knew that it was charged- and there was no reason to stop working, but didn’t know what to do. Two days went … Continue reading

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Toot Toot, Yeah, Beep Beep

One of the things my grandfather’s lady friend used to do- when she stood up, was fart. Actually, with each beginning step she’d take (from being seated), she’d beep, bop her way to wherever she was headed… as if nothing … Continue reading

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Show Me The Receipts, Whitney!

Funny, not funny story here… As I was sitting at the front of my fav store this a.m., I asked the manager why they weren’t having a special hour dedicated to the elderly and the sick. His “corporate” response wasn’t … Continue reading

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Just Read The Manual

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Stink Bugs

All of my children are afraid of insects and spiders. Now, I, too, am afraid- but since hubby is the most afraid, I have to be the grown up and catch and kill them. Hubby says I should let them … Continue reading

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Christine

I’m attaching the link to the movie in the title- as it should best explain my post. Hubby got a massage chair- the ones you’d see in any mall, that massage you. Now, a few things to know: he’s wanted … Continue reading

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Misophonia – Part Deux

There are some things that hubby used to do to bother me, that do no longer. For example, dishes in the sink. I am “okay” with leaving dishes in the sink… if it means that they will eventually be cleaned … Continue reading

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Rochelle’s Dictionary, 2020 Edition

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Can I Take A Moment?

I always used to ask my friends, would you rather questions. Would you rather be fat and pretty or thin and ugly? Have a dog or a cat? Be rich but die young or be poor but live forever. The … Continue reading

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