Trying to climb into my bed (or out- for that matter) on any given morning is akin to joining an already in process Twister game.

I have to enter my bed from the center of the bottom side- carefully find my footing on the mattress vs. a child’s legs, all whilst having what would be equivalent to a “Smart Car” width to wiggle my ass…. making sure  that I am careful and not accidentally jujjing the sheets- causing anyone to awaken.