The reason I liked the prep mix for my second colonoscopy was because before I even put my empty drink in the trash, I was not even up the last step to my bedroom when I had to make. With other preps, you wait and wonder- when is the shit going to hit the fan?

Well, for the past 4 days I have ingested, Miralax, Metamucil, Fiber cereal, fiber cookies, Senacot, broccoli, coffee and prunes. The only thing that is coming out of me is urine. Sure, I look like I am waiting for an epidural, but nothing is moving. Actually, I shouldn’t say that….a few hostages were evacuated from the scene, but I’m waiting for the riot. Until then, I’m applying for the Thanksgiving Day parade as a bloat.