Well, I learned that if I need to urinate, that I must immediately tend to that before attempting to do anything else.

Once again, I came home late from a wonderful night out, and was busy trying to get Miss Shits All Day to quickly exit the house before bedtime. Unfortunately, I noticed I was a moment too late and saw my life before me, as if I was watching America’s Funniest Home Videos. All the sudden, I couldn’t help but recap the amount of times in the past 100 hours that I’d cleaned the same spot, and how my dog waits for me to find it, and I began to laugh. After all, it was insanity that I should be cleaning the floors, only hours after I’d just done them!

So, when I was finished cleaning up all the crap, I then cleaned up the urine that befell from my legs.