The other day my mother was driving my daughter and me home from an errand; somehow or another, the conversation came to vitamins.

*Note: I was on the phone with my other daughter’s teacher during this whole time.

Daughter: Do you take Vitamin D?

Mother: Why, yes I do!

Daughter: Me too.

Mother: I take 2000 mg; how many milligrams do you take?

Daughter: I don’t know… maybe 2000 also.

Me: (motioning a small “c” with my hand)

Mother: Oh, you take 1000.

Daughter: Do you also take Prozac?

Me: I’m sorry, I have to go now.