Today I took my daughter to an outside fundraiser for a food pantry- the idea was to bring with you a donation of canned goods and non-perishables for the organization they were collecting.

In her defense, there was some free food to be given away to the schnorrers who showed up… so she did partake in those. …It was however at the last booth where she started lining her pockets with the displayed donations.

Had she combed her hair and dressed appropriately, she probably would have gotten in trouble.