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Monthly Archives: November 2019
Things I Can No Longer Do
Fart without fear Urinate without 3 pumps of air freshener Wipe using less than an entire package of Flushables Wait to move my bowels Laugh or Sneeze without putting my legs in a choke hold position Fall back to sleep after … Continue reading
Frozen II
Before I discuss the film itself, I must first describe the atmosphere- it was like watching it in the Maternity Ward- with the amount of kids crying and/or screaming. If this analogy doesn’t hit home, imagine sitting in the lobby … Continue reading
Would You Rather
This evening I was given two choices to chose from: drive to a Kinkos to take my eldest to print 32 pages of an assignment due tomorrow…. or read the unit on Rocks with my middle child. Thus far…. I’m … Continue reading
Fully Exposed
Before you go judging, allow me to say that I should have at least checked the website for store hours… perhaps even, looked more closely at the address. However, as with everything, foresight is $300 (therapy humor) and why shouldn’t every day … Continue reading
1930
Hubby thinks that everything should either cost $50 or take a half hour to complete. The other day when I told him to be home for a few hours while the carpet cleaners were cleaning- he said, “A few hours?? … Continue reading
One Task
The other day the carpet cleaners finally came to clean the carpets- weeks after I’d made the appointment. What you should know however, is that I not only told hubby which rooms were being cleaned, but I showed him. Unfortunately, I … Continue reading
Sardines
In general, I think it’s safe to assume that a crossover vehicle is larger than a utility car. In fact, one of the benefits of the crossover is the added cargo space or cubic measurement for carrying more. This evening, I … Continue reading
Don’t Use That
Today during the funeral for a family member, the rabbi read a poem entitled, Miss me, but Let Me Go. When I come to the end of the road And the sun has set for me I want no rites … Continue reading
Menopause Is The Least Of My Problems
The other day I was on the twalet when noticed I’d gotten my lady time. What was shocking was 1. I never get it and 2. I’d just gotten it a week ago! Walking around in a haze, I tried … Continue reading
You Good?
The other evening after a long day at the polls, my eldest texted me that we were out of the larger pads and asked if I’d drive to the CVS. Being the BME, I went on search for pads. Now, … Continue reading