The other day at dinner, my middle child said to my eldest, “your baby told me she doesn’t like you!”

Now, not sure how long ago we passed reality but… in the world of make believe, it’s all bullshit to me.

“No she didn’t! She loves me. And your baby is giving you a mean face right now!” said the eldest.

Of course, this went on and on and in the end, I had 2 kids crying and 2 babies in time out.