We have birds- correction, my second child has birds. Anyhow, last summer one of them flew away. Thanks to super hubby, within hours he had replaced said bird.

Anyhow, they make an absolute mess- feathers everywhere, food everywhere and I just hate them. They’re up at the crack of dawn and they do nothing but look at me like my boss.

So with the nice weather… I thought that just maybe… two might want to fly away.

Unfortunately… hubby made certain that the birds could never escape by tying plastic zip ties around the base.

Damn him.